I was at dinner the other night with a group of people I knew and one couple I had never met before. We were all sitting at dinner and it’s time for the check and Guy X, who I’ve never met before, starts CLICKING HIS FINGERS to get the waiter’s attention. Now, before this he has already yelled at the poor guy once for pouring wine in his EMPTY glass because he said he didn’t ask for more (since when has too much wine ever been a problem?) and also complained very loudly about how bad the food was and how a competing restaurant was 10 times better. He also complained that the fish smelled like fish- it was crabstick.